Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Hahaha...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?

Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one)was involved in an accident.
Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone)
is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent
matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! What isyour name?

Operator: I am Saw Lee(sorry)!

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Jadi???

msti smue prnh dgr pasal crite arnab ngn kura-kura lumba lari kn...
ala...
crite mse kcik2 dlu...

kura-kura...
jln prlahan je....
tp arnab lari lju...
tp arnab kalah...

sbb trtdo mse prlumbaan dlu....
ikut crite 2 ah...

hmmm...
tp 2 ccrite zmn dlu2...
x leh pakai ah utk skrng...
sbb mne ade dh skrng nh leh tdo mse lumbe...

prnh tngok ke michael schumacher tdo mse bwk krete F1???

x pon valentino rossi tdo mse tgh lumbe kt motoGP??


hahaha...
aq nk ckp je yg sape lmbat...
kalah la...

adios!!!

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Lumrah alam...





setiap prtemuan pasti ade prpisahan...
setiap prkenalan psti ade prpisahan jgk...

hmm...
jd setiap prcintaan kne ade prpisahan jgk ke???


huh...
emo la plak....

hahaha...

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Huh...

huh...
b.o.s.a.n....
b.o.r.i.n.g...

nh la akibatnye kalo balik awl drpd org lain...
org lain bz nk jwb exam...
tp aq duk rmh je...

adoi...
nk kluar pon tngan x ok ag...
huh...
cpt2 smbuh wahai tnganku nh...
hahaha....

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

02/05/10...



huh....
what a bad day...
why must happen 2 me???
OMG...

aq btol2 x taw cmne leh brlaku....
smuenye brlaku dgn pantas...

berilah aq kekuatan utk mnempuh idup ini....

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Diluah mati emak... ditelan mati bapak...

hmmm..
knpe lah dlm idup nh msti kne bt keputusan...
skrng nh aq jd amat2 konfius...
x taw nk buat cmne...

oh god...
please help me...
show me the right path...

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

3 down... 3 to go...

huh...
exam sudah hmpir smapi ke pnghujungnye...
tinngal 3 paper agi...
hrp2 x de msalah...

cahiyok2....